domingo, 16 de março de 2008

Os Encontros Frustrados do Rodrigo, pt.2

Quanto tempo, garotada!
Então, me contem as novidades. Como foram de ano novo (espero que não tenham comido algo ruim no almoço do dia 31 e tenham passado a virada do ano vomitando em casa sozinhos!)?
E o carnaval de vocês (tomaara que a chuva e uma possível falta de dinheiro não tenham feito vocês ficarem em casa!)? Já voltaram as aulas (e já estão começando a se desesperar com certas disciplinas?)? E o emprego (que emprego?), como anda?

Ah, que bom!

Comigo as coisas continuam bem cofcofcofcof, e eu só não postei antes porque esqueci meu computador deu pau desculpa clássica.
Mas tudo bem, estou aqui agora e tenho novidades!

Lembram do meu projeto de seriado, que eu ia vender pra emissora que pagasse mais respeitasse mais a idéia original? Então, duas grandes emissoras se interessaram pelo projeto, mas elas pediram uma descrição melhor e mais exemplos de personagens. Essas coisas de praxe, né. Prometi a eles que colocaria as descrições aqui, então lá vai.

Vou começar com aquele exemplo clássico: o cara que está no site de relacionamentos com fotos de suas partes íntimas nada íntimas (gotgot), com o texto sacana e as idéias mais espertas. E, é claro, está à procura de seu grande amor e quer se livrar da vida leviana que leva. (wtf)
Aí, o nosso personagem principal foi visitá-lo só porque ele morava perto porque acredita no amor. O encontro (?) foi ridículo como ele preveu, e pro sexo só faltou alguns segundos a mais. Quando eu falo sexo, quero dizer o ato em si. Porque o resto... Mas não estranhem! Afinal, o pretendente queria se livrar da sua vida leviana! Ele nunca faria sexo no primeiro encontro! :D

O segundo é o pretendente pop-up. Surge do nada, quando você não quer, de uma forma que você não gosta e geralmente te faz uma oferta que você não quer aceitar.
Mas no fundo no fundo, você fica doido pra "clicar" nele.

Poderia citar mais uma dezena de outros personagens, desde o garoto solitário louco por sexo não seguro até o coroa-casado-que-gosta-de-viver-a-vida-da-esposa-de-vez-em-quando, mas não há tempo hábil e espaço pra isso. :P

O que posso concluir com isso tudo é que já ta perdendo a graça essa história de encontros frustrados, e eu não consigo parar de imaginar quando eu vou conhecer alguém normal.

Acho que vou parar de “criar” episódios novos pra esse seriado e abraçar uma nova empreitada: “As Entrevistas de Emprego Frustradas do Rodrigo”. Ah, mas elas primeiro precisam acontecer. Não quero fazer um seriado de ficção. :P

17 comentários:

Igor Mello Diniz disse...

me lembra de voltar aqui pra rir quando eu bater a cabeça e perder as memórias. Aí talvez eu consiga rir. Afinal, seu post tem tudo necessário pra isso. :]

Gabriella Mendes disse...

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Não entendi o comentário, fikdik.

Kawo, tenho medo da parte 3...
Tipo, pretendente POP-UP achei ultra jovem!
Mas assim quero mais descrições de mais personagns, pufavô.
Gradecida.

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